The Bonsai Bot Crew — One-of-a-Kind Reclaimed Metal Robots
Meet the Bonsai Bot Crew. A small gang of one-of-a-kind, hand-built robots made entirely from reclaimed metal, found hardware, and workshop odds-and-ends. They’re quirky, charming, and guaranteed to spark conversation wherever they live - office desk, shelf, plant corner, coffee table, studio, you name it.
No two are alike, and each has a very real personality of its own. Choose your companion below:
Choose Your Companion
- Sir Wobblesworth (Item #14540)
Thinks deeply. Moves slowly. Judges no one.
Slightly slouched and mildly philosophical. Definitely saw something once and has been processing it ever since.
Approx. 10.5” tall × 6” wide - Gizmo McSprout (Item #14726)
Optimistic. Clumsy. Will follow you home.
Big “excited to be included” energy. Might trip over the office stapler. Still lovable.
Approx. 14” tall × 6” wide - Captain Dripdrip (Item #14533)
Believes he’s in charge. Definitely is not.
A natural leader with absolutely no idea what’s going on. Loudly confident, quietly confused.
Approx. 11” tall × 6” wide - Lefty Loopington (Item #14690)
Always ready to lend a hand. Usually the wrong one.
Tries his best. Really does. Just… occasionally backwards.
Approx. 15” tall × 6” wide - Zing the Thinker (Item #14716)
Overthinks everything. Still adorable.
The anxious genius of the group. Good at moral support, bad at decisions.
Approx. 10” tall × 6” wide
Handmade from Reclaimed Metal
Each bot is welded, sculpted, and assembled by hand using recycled materials, so expect charming imperfections, character, and personality in every angle. They’re not toys; they’re small art sculptures with stories built into their bolts.
Perfect For:
- Office desks & studio workspaces
- Shelves, mantles, bookcases, and plant displays
- Gifts for creative people (or anyone who collects “little weird guys”)
- Bonsai accents… but definitely not limited to bonsai fans
If you enjoy things that are delightful, strange, memorable, and guaranteed to start conversations, you’ve found your crew.
Note: Once a bot is adopted, they’re gone. We cannot recreate them exactly.
Learning Resources and Bonsai Tree Care Guides:
Bonsai trees are not all the same - and neither is their care. Read our specific care sheets for individual bonsai species. Read the Bonsai Care Guides
Shipping Bonsai Trees:
Bonsai trees are generally shipped on Mondays & Tuesdays to avoid having them stay in the boxes for any extra time over the weekends.
Shipping Non-Tree Items
All non-bonsai items such as bonsai pots and bonsai supplies are shipped within 48 hours of receiving payment. Most orders are shipped either the same day or the next day, depending on the time of day the order is received.
Important Guidelines:
** We cannot ship to a FPO, APO, P.O. Box or to locations in Alaska, Virgin Islands, Puerto Rico, Hawaii or anywhere internationally.
** All Bonsai are shipped direct from the nursery and may ship separately from other items purchased via the Bonsai Outlet.
** If extreme weather is expected, we may delay shipping your Bonsai tree to guarantee a healthy arrival; in such a case we will contact you. We are shipping living trees and must be conscious of the temperature conditions to the delivery address, as well as, while in transit. That said, we reserve the right to hold the tree(s) to guarantee a healthy delivery. We will Hold Your Tree Until It is Safe to Ship.
